18 September 2008

warning: you are now reading an UN-verified blog

So says FaceBook.

For reasons which totally escape me, I am listed in their Blog Network (no, I do not know what that means), but even after verifying that yes I am the author of this here bloggish thing, and even after some folks agreed that yes I am the author of this here bloggish type thing, and even after sending out the requisite emails and invites and twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, apparently I am still not full and totally verified (and no, I do not know what that means, either), so I am putting it to you fine folks to rescue me from this possibly unfortunate state of affairs by going over to FaceBook and operating the various foot pedals and hand levers and oral appliances and nasal inserts in whatever particular manner is required to finally completely amazingly verify me so that I might commence to enjoyifying the rare and glorious benefits, rights, benefits and honors attendant with such shimmering gold-framed status (and no, I do not know what that means, either).

Still -- thanks.

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3 comments:

deepstructure said...

just don't tell them you've been picked up for littering or you'll never be verified.

Ryan Rasmussen said...

Um, not only are you unverified but your page is "not found."

- Ryan, proud wielder of 597 ego points.

Chuck said...

I'll verify yours if you verify mine...

-Getting by with a little help from my friends.