farting brilliant

Found this while googling for an extra soupçon of snark to hurl at a friend who tried to yank my chain over a perceived/alleged/irrelevant breach of linguistic fussiness.

I only wish this was available in a form suitable for delivery via water cannon, as there are a great many ass-puckered armchair grammarians out there who deserve a good soaking.



And yes, I am back. Thoughtclouds are building on the mental horizon, and some verbal rain shall surely fall soon enough.

Better grab a poncho.
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