Found this while googling for an extra soupçon of snark to hurl at a friend who tried to yank my chain over a perceived/alleged/irrelevant breach of linguistic fussiness.
I only wish this was available in a form suitable for delivery via water cannon, as there are a great many ass-puckered armchair grammarians out there who deserve a good soaking.
And yes, I am back. Thoughtclouds are building on the mental horizon, and some verbal rain shall surely fall soon enough.
Better grab a poncho.